Dude #982 has the following 14 traits:
piggy skin with penis (68)

long brown beard (31)

wide mouth (128)

flat top blonde (11)

white eyes (264)

golden eyebrow piercing right (73)

colorful longsleeve (20)

green string (16)

chicken (82)

blue bobble hat (39)

blue glasses (86)

green rubber boots (40)

crowbar (47)

ice cream cone in right hand (44)

Skills:
Niftiness: 41%
Power:71%
Swag:77%
Wealth:14%
Empathy:3%
Health:16%
Total: 222 points → Ordinary