Dude #980 has the following 14 traits:
piggy skin without genitals (40)

red extended handlebar (10)

smile (207)

short brown fringe (20)

brown eyes (167)

gouged eye right (89)

white longsleeve (24)

blue jeans (45)

chicken (82)

brown cowboy hat (60)

blue glasses (86)

blue uggs (44)

money bag in left hand (170)

banana (72)

Skills:
Niftiness: 87%
Power:7%
Swag:60%
Wealth:66%
Empathy:2%
Health:22%
Total: 244 points → Ordinary