Dude #9 has the following 25 traits:
white skin with penis (111)

light brown mutton chops (20)

sceptical mouth (48)

shoulder-length dark brown hair (14)

brown eyes (167)

large earring right (70)

large earring left (70)

gouged eye left (17)

shoulder scar (91)

face scar (4)

arm scar (7)

belly scar (7)

undershirt (16)

blue-white striped shirt (2)

grey boxer shorts (4)

black shorts (49)

parrot (39)

eye patch (3)

black braces (21)

leather belt (83)

rings (78)

gold chain (32)

pirate hat (16)

brown cowboy boots (4)

bloody sword (20)

Skills:
Niftiness: 20%
Power:90%
Swag:77%
Wealth:0%
Empathy:14%
Health:88%
Total: 289 points → Ordinary