Dude #871 has the following 14 traits:
piggy skin with penis (68)

red mutton chops (9)

wide mouth with missing incisors (92)

black horseshoe hairline (9)

white eyes (264)

golden eyebrow piercing right (73)

white longsleeve (24)

orange prison pants (26)

red braces (42)

maga cap (49)

green glasses (74)

green rubber boots (40)

crowbar (47)

blue balloon (61)

Skills:
Niftiness: 64%
Power:99%
Swag:15%
Wealth:96%
Empathy:82%
Health:2%
Total: 358 points → Silver