Dude #817 has the following 13 traits:
piggy skin with penis (68)

long blonde beard (21)

wide mouth (128)

short black fringe (18)

white eyes (264)

green longsleeve (17)

green pants (37)

pipe (105)

grey forward cap (42)

nerd glasses (50)

green rubber boots (40)

black brief case (34)

blue balloon (61)

Skills:
Niftiness: 35%
Power:39%
Swag:76%
Wealth:54%
Empathy:43%
Health:39%
Total: 286 points → Ordinary