Dude #814 has the following 14 traits:
zombie with vagina (43)

long black beard (58)

staggered mouth (29)

blue mohawk (14)

white eyes (264)

blue eye left (62)

black longsleeve with skull (35)

blue pants (70)

chicken (82)

black beanie (83)

red glasses (66)

black sneakers (89)

money bag in left hand (170)

boombox (125)

Skills:
Niftiness: 40%
Power:80%
Swag:61%
Wealth:65%
Empathy:10%
Health:6%
Total: 262 points → Ordinary