Dude #8 has the following 25 traits:
ape with penis (157)

grey chin strap (14)

wide mouth with missing incisors (92)

black messy hair (17)

green eyes (160)

golden stud earring right (28)

golden stud earring left (84)

nipple chain (14)

gouged eye left (17)

undershirt (16)

violet jacket (1)

diaper (4)

yellow-white socks (39)

white pants (13)

leather belt (83)

rings (78)

golden key chain (109)

black braces (21)

black tie (8)

parrot (39)

panama hat (18)

mirror glasses (14)

brown loafer (51)

red balloon (103)

walking stick (76)

Skills will be calculated after all sistas have been minted
Skills:
Niftiness: 20%
Power:6%
Swag:45%
Wealth:100%
Empathy:5%
Health:56%
Total: 232 points → Ordinary