Dude #716 has the following 14 traits:
piggy skin with vagina (47)

staggered mouth (29)

pigtail (22)

white eyes (264)

gouged eye right (89)

body hair (36)

white belly free shirt (15)

black string (27)

gloves (25)

nurse hat (39)

gold glasses (89)

sandals (114)

bloody golden knive (40)

ice cream cone in right hand (44)

Skills:
Niftiness: 94%
Power:41%
Swag:80%
Wealth:24%
Empathy:54%
Health:5%
Total: 298 points → Ordinary