Dude #612 has the following 14 traits:
piggy skin with penis (68)

grey zappa beard (5)

sad mouth (66)

wild orange hair (23)

green eyes (160)

body hair (36)

colorful longsleeve (20)

orange prison pants (26)

pipe (105)

tinfoil hat (14)

violet shades (77)

sandals (114)

violet hookah (53)

boombox (125)

Skills:
Niftiness: 4%
Power:34%
Swag:99%
Wealth:83%
Empathy:38%
Health:29%
Total: 287 points → Ordinary