Dude #554 has the following 14 traits:
piggy skin without genitals (40)

blonde mutton chops (16)

staggered mouth with gold teeth (63)

light brown blowout (15)

brown eyes (167)

belly button piercing (49)

police uniform (22)

yellow-white socks (39)

chain with cross upside down (37)

white cowboy hat (32)

black shades (144)

blue uggs (44)

rifle (54)

ice cream cone in right hand (44)

Skills:
Niftiness: 36%
Power:58%
Swag:53%
Wealth:15%
Empathy:95%
Health:13%
Total: 270 points → Ordinary