Dude #498 has the following 14 traits:
ape with penis (157)

petite goatee blonde (25)

wide mouth with gold teeth (76)

flat top light brown (18)

brown eyes (167)

large earring right (70)

gold cape (32)

plaid green-black shorts (29)

black braces (21)

tophat (64)

black shades (144)

yellow rubber boots (36)

black brief case (34)

banana (72)

Skills:
Niftiness: 65%
Power:85%
Swag:96%
Wealth:0%
Empathy:0%
Health:38%
Total: 284 points → Ordinary