Dude #308 has the following 14 traits:
ape with vagina (42)

brown handlebar (14)

wide mouth with one teeth (61)

sharp light brown flattop (10)

blue eyes (109)

gouged eye right (89)

black longsleeve (28)

gold cape (32)

black-white prison pants (35)

eye mask (76)

black beanie (83)

sand boots (21)

red balloon (103)

banana (72)

Skills:
Niftiness: 94%
Power:1%
Swag:40%
Wealth:8%
Empathy:0%
Health:89%
Total: 232 points → Ordinary