Dude #143 has the following 14 traits:
ape with penis (157)

brown mutton chops (6)

wide mouth with gold teeth (76)

dark brown pompadour (5)

green eyes (160)

shoulder scar (91)

red-white socks (42)

pink string (2)

cigar (18)

tophat (64)

violet shades (77)

yellow sneakers (19)

piece of shit (12)

banana (72)

Skills:
Niftiness: 66%
Power:72%
Swag:98%
Wealth:15%
Empathy:5%
Health:12%
Total: 268 points → Ordinary