Dude #1003 has the following 14 traits:
piggy skin with penis (68)

long brown beard (31)

wide mouth with missing incisors (92)

shoulder-length blue hair (10)

white eyes (264)

shoulder scar (91)

blue cape (54)

plaid black-white shorts (40)

eye mask (76)

brown cowboy hat (60)

red glasses (66)

brown loafer (51)

green bottle (79)

walking stick (76)

Skills:
Niftiness: 24%
Power:20%
Swag:13%
Wealth:34%
Empathy:35%
Health:99%
Total: 225 points → Ordinary