Dude #1000 has the following 14 traits:
zombie without genitals (95)

light brown mutton chops (20)

wide mouth (128)

black blowout (27)

white eyes (264)

gouged eye right (89)

grey muscle shirt (24)

black-white prison pants (35)

pipe (105)

blue basecap (28)

green glasses (74)

sandals (114)

violet hookah (53)

fish (54)

Skills:
Niftiness: 92%
Power:40%
Swag:27%
Wealth:15%
Empathy:60%
Health:32%
Total: 266 points → Ordinary